Sunday 10 June 2012

Sports Days


Well we seem to be on a seasonal seesaw at the moment, summer to winter, spring to autumn - well you get the picture. On those heady days when the sun has shone and the freezing rain has stopped, I’ve been able to work in the garden, which has reached my favourite stage, jungle - and what a jungle it's been.

I'm sure I mentioned before but the draught has brought torrential rain and this, mixed with the short sharp shock of sunny days, managed to create the perfect training environment for a few speedy growers to become tall and athletic. These beefed up bullies got a head start over some of the weaker individuals that missed the starting pistol and proceeded to pin these smaller competitors to the ground.  

I don’t go for minimalist chic in the garden, I’m much more of the maximalist approach, I see enough brown earth in the winter, so any spec of bare soil calls out for me to plant it.


Anyway I believe in a bit of healthy competition and love a good floral fist fight. Like a spiteful child I get a sadistic pleasure from the argy-bargy of the blooms as they wrestle over their little bit of turf, intervening only when the fight gets too dirty. I can almost hear the voice in my head sometimes shouting "fight, fight, pile on, pile on".

Maybe it’s not just the weather that has made the competition so fierce this year, possibly it’s because we are rushing headlong towards the London Olympics, I know this would explain why the lupins have grown tall and twisted like fiery torches.


 I make no apologies by the way, for the blatant Olympic analogy, especially considering the telly is full of the most tentative links by brands to this sporting event. Personally I'd be a little more excited if it was more like school sports days, imagine the branding opportunities then: the sack race with special limited addition running bags by Louis Vuitton, the egg & spoon race brought to by Tesco's finest free range eggs with silver spoons supplied by Tiffany & Co and of course, the 3 legged race in association with Hermes scarves.

Just like with any competitions these days, there seemed to be some cheating going on, the rabbits helped the Lupins by munching on all their neighbours, while the slugs favoured the lupins by devouring the delphiniums. I don't believe in chemical stimulants so artificial aids to this pest problem have been avoided no matter how tempting, but this has meant me mooching around the garden with head torch and rubber gloves late in the evening, picking slugs off  pampered plants and running around the lawn in the morning shouting at the rabbits like some sort of crazed referee.

However, no matter who was winning and how they managed it, the garden was looking fabulous, even if I do say so myself. More or less healthy, surviving the unwanted attention and rewarding all my hard work and training with a display that was medal worthy, that was until the weather threw another curve ball.

The downside of growing tall, lithe and finely tuned is that it is easy to be hamstrung by testing conditions, in this case the wind.

'Talk about your level playing field' arriving back from London yesterday I found the tearful sight of my main team lying limp, exhausted and broken in defeat where they had once stood tall and proud in victory.



Well onwards and upwards I guess it gives the B team a chance to shine.

13 comments:

  1. I love your garden...ours isn't at all minimalist either...very overgrown but I love it that way. Everything is really late in ours though. Shame about the lupins falling over they were amazing...

    Hope the sun shines tomorrow for you
    Deb

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    1. Thank you, it was a bit of a shock I'm slowly getting over it, but anyway it did give me a reason to plant a load of new things which is always good.

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  2. That looks a tad tragic. Mind you, the Lincolnshire wind was strong enough to whip off a chap's pith helmet over the weekend. Please reassure me that the cardoon survived.

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    1. Sadly the cardoon was one of the wind blown victims. However, I've done some battle field first aid and splinted the poor chap with bits of wood and string. We'll just have to wait and see if he ever walks again

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  3. Although I admitted to suffering lupin-envy, I do need you to know that it wasn't me who damaged your display. Your gardens were beautiful with the lupins - but I am sure the B team will come up trumps. I loved the school sports day idea Louis Vuitton sack race ..

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    1. Thank you
      Hmmm! I hadn't thought that there could have been a human hand involved but now you mention it, the wind did provide the perfect alibi and you were looking at them for an awfully long time, I'll check the security cameras.

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  4. It looks as if someone trampled right through them. I hope you can rally them back.

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    1. Thank you, maybe I was a bit hasty to blame the wind then.

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  5. Another witty post!! I love that sentence ‘a good floral fist fight’! I really, really sympathise as this was one of the best displays for my lupins too this year. They also grew proud and tall but pride comes before a fall and boy how they have fallen with all this dire weather...

    As you say-we can only hope that this give the ‘B’ team a chance now...

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    1. Thank you, the weather's starting to drive me a bit crazy now, no two days are the same.

      I nearly cut them all back so distraught was I, but noticed the bees are still loving them no matter how flat, so I've splinted them with canes and thought I'd see what happens.

      Hope yours perk up

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  6. I would have liked school sports day a lot better if it was like your imaginings. Why on earth they kept making me do the 100 meter dash when I was hopeless at it, I will never understand. If you don't care about killing your slugs, put out shallow plates of beer for them. They will drink it and die happy.

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  7. Thanks for the tip, I've been thinking of adopting a hedgehog from our local care centre as they love slugs, but I'm a bit worried what Holly will make of it all

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  8. I didn't know hedgehogs would eat slugs. I had one as a pet when I was small and we fed him mince meat. I thought it was a very sweet pet.

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